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[Simon Bourne]

"There's a few personal problems that cannot be solved throug a suitable application of high explosives"-Someone

"Whaaaat? Nooo...." -Mark Whalberg (The Happening)

"Yes you're fucked, shit out of luck!" -Beelzeboss, Tenacious D.

"Fuck yo' couch nigga'!"-Dave Chapelle.

"Dragovich...Krachenvko....Bieber...all must die!"-Viktor Reznov, Call of Duty Black Ops.

[Niklaus Corvin]

My favourite quotes :
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. "-
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." - Buddha
"The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart." - Jossiah Gilbert
"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." - Thomas Edison
"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." - Charles Darwin

[Sam Akabara]

"New blood joins this earth
And quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules" - Metallica

"We live in an age of incivility and rancor" - Kenneth Starr

"This isn’t really death,’ Tyler says. ‘We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old.’ I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires."

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. - Airplane

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” “Jaws”

[Andre Campbell]

Asta lah vesta - SCARFACE XD

[Niklaus Corvin]

Asta lah vesta - SCARFACE XD

I thought that it was from Terminator 2.

[Chris_Bell]

Terminator

[Guest]

"I am cast in the shadow of my toilet..." The Constipator

"Yes, Folks. It is the end of the over-cool hater, the great Constipator," The Constipator

"It's so fluffy I'm going to die!" Some pixar movie...

"In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now, I really gotta goooo!" Prince Fleaswallow

"You so good, I'm going to lose money with students like you!" Chop Chop Master Onion.
"Lets get it on!" Chop Chop Master Onion.

"Slurp it! Suck it! I know we all like it!" Some noodle guy from Parappa the Rapper 2.

[Darko123]

"The Black Mafia is to who i belong to, i die for her if she kills for me, i live for her if she tortures for me, i kill for her if she agree's with me, i protect her if she protects me" - me.

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