Meanwhile...In Montgommery...

[Sam Akabara]

*If you go through Montgommery you'll see a pickup which has been pulled over by the police*
*Suddenly thirty mexicans burst out of the truck, obviously illgal immigrants who have recently crossed the border*
*Edward Moriarty attaches the megaphone in the police cruiser to the radio*
*A song can be heard playing*

*Edward moriarty and some other cops proceed to unsheath their batons and chase the mexicans around town in a comical fashion, trying to round them up*
*A large prison bus is parked up on the outskirts of town, waiting to pick up and deport the immigrants*

[ArielV]

*Three insane nude men jump out from behind a building and join in on the chase, obviously homosexuals.*

[Victor_Jankowski]

(( Ed, the new Bishop Bourne? JK))

*Jankowski isn't there*

[The_Noble]

*Cora laughs at the chase, sitting around*
*She then gets an idea...*
*She puts a calls the mexicans to a fence after putting lube ((don't ask why I have lube)) on it, then watches as they fall after jumping*

((NO, I'm NOT trying to be racist))

[Peter Greenson]

*Peter slowly raises his radio*
Uhhhh-..... We are going to need to have a talk soon
*Peter watches the comical chase and smiles*

[Thomas Rollington]

*Then suddenly, the 7 naked men run through montgomery, so all the cops and immigrants and the angry black people run after each other, with the song playing.*

[ArielV]

**A crazy man slams his vehicle into one of the nude men.**

[Aaron_Lee]

* Aaron watches with his jaw dropped.
Aaron: Uhh...... huh.
* Aaron laughs a little afterwards.
* Aaron scratches his head, watching

[Simon Bourne]

**Bishop is passing by with his car, listening to the song in his iPod and distracted by the people runs over a cat and drives away.**

[The_Noble]

*Cora passes by the cat*
Cora: NOOO! WHY GOD!
*She starts chasing the mexicans, angry, thinking they killed the cats*
*A sudden burst of pedophilic perverts occurs, leaving Cora to be chased by them*
Cora: WHYYYYY!

[ArielV]

*Lots of people dance like retards in the middle of the city*.

[Simon Bourne]

**Bishop sits next to a Mexican and they start eating bagels and shooting in the air.**

**Bishop punches the Mexican and runs away shouting.**

"THERE'S GOLD IN THAT TRUCK!".

[ArielV]

**Bishop sits next to a Mexican and they start eating bagels and shooting in the air.**

**Bishop punches the Mexican and runs away shouting.**

"THERE'S GOLD IN THAT TRUCK!".

**A really creepy guy says* ''There's deeemons in that thar truck.''

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

* Nicolas is in the bathroom *

[Guest]

* Nicolas is in the bathroom *

*Raiden is doing his EMS assignment at home
*Raiden drinks a cup of coffee
*Raiden continues his work

(( @Nicolas : LOL ? ))

[Edward Veatress]

((I feel offended by all of you, give Mexicans a break!))

[Victor_Jankowski]

**Jankowski goes to Montgomery**

Jankowski: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

[Mike Dan]

*Bishop Bumps Into Mike As He Was Walking


' DAMN IT ... CA-- Oh , Wait '

*Mike Was Totaly Wearing A Sky Mask And Slaps Bishop Then Shouts as he runs away

' THERE ARE CRIMINALS IN THE TRUCK! '

[ArielV]

*The strange homosexuals tackle mike and proceed to attempt to violate him.*

[Alex Montgomery]

*Ryan was off at the house to make some popcorn after the chase started,now he came back.*
*Ryan stuffs his hand into the popcorn pack and takes out a bunch of them,droping it all into his mouth.*
*Ryan begins to chew and afterwards swallow*
*Three days has passed...And the mexicans are still being chased.*
Ryan:Paedophilia is not good.....
*Ryan pulls out a Colt M119A1 beneath his waistband and flicks the safety [OFF]/On and aims down the sights poorly towards the mexicans.*
*Hence his hands were coated into butter from the popcorn the handgun slides slightly down and he pulls the trigger,firing a bullet towards Mike's head.*
Ryan:Oooops......HURR

[Simon Bourne]

**Bishop walks out of the grocery store noticing the people and mike being raped and killed.**

**Bishop Steals an M1A2 Abrahams and plays this song while driving around town.**


Bishop Shouts: Nein die blitz! Nein! Nein Nein!

**Main gun fires from the tank, killing the mexicans and the running homofaggets.**

((Lol i listen to this song when i get "Chopper Gunner" or "Gunship"))

[Mike Dan]

*Mike Takes out his Tec9 And Blows Up The Head Of The Motherfucker And Walks Away Chuckling*

*Mike Remmbers The Face Of The Motherfucker*



*A Small APC Arrives Near Palmino And 2 Russian Coscripts Come Out Of It*



*Mike Climbs Up The BulletProof Russian APC Followed By The Two Soliders*

*Mike Leaves With The APC To LOS SANTOS After Crushing The Body Of The Motherfucker*

(( Darth Vader : Owned. ))

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