The Montgomery Papercuts

[Jake_Kingley]

*You see posters around the town,and weird pop-ups on your internet.
Hello my dear citizens!
This is Jake Kingley.I would like to inform you that we just opened a new clothing shop,and we would like you to come!
*As you continue reading,you see a few pictures.



What can we offer you?
-High Quality clothes!
-Fancy shopping experience!
-Really nice personnel!
-And 95% lower prices than in any other clothes shop!

No more bad clothes!
No more ripped out shirts and China materials!
No more non-behaved personnel!

But listen to this!That's not all,we are NOT selling just clothes,we're selling some sugar!((Cocain,Sheriff's Dept. cannot recognize this codename...))And we sell grass!((Pot,Sheriff's Dept. cannot recognize this codename...))We hope you will like our services.

What our customers said?
Jack Windsor:Damn,this is the fanciest and coolest shop I've ever been into!Good job!
Buba Lada((Fucked up name xD)):Great,i never had this good clothes!From where you get the shipment?



Your always respectful,Jake Kingley!

[Midnight]

((Good,So my employees of the Club can change their skin to a proper one while on duty))

[Jake_Kingley]

((Yep,and it's almost free!))

[Chris_Bell]

((You cant "powergame" for us to to complete idiots we would know what sugar and grass is.Come up with a better codename :/))

[Jake_Kingley]

((Okay,here's a code for "Stupid Cops":Chris Bell...Nice?))

[Chris_Bell]

((Dont be a douchebag.Keep thoes code words up.Your gonna land your self in jail))

[Ariel]

((Okay,here's a code for "Stupid Cops":Chris Bell...Nice?))

Wow, Jake.. We WOULD Know those codewords.. Please stop OOC Insulting, Btw. - Your friendly Admin, Ariel.

[Jake_Kingley]

((xD...Okay,I'll think sumething better up...Later))

[Edward Veatress]

I marked my comment with the mark of the admin. - Ariel.


P.S. I edited ur post bro

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