Make your own sentence.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I shot Santa Claus because I have perfect abs
Jamie Steel- In Game Administrator
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I took a crap on a dildo because I smoked crack.
Epic, no?
Epic, no?
Nero- Forum Veteran
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I shot Santa Claus because I'm single.
Peter Greenson- Donator
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I hate a fat guy becuase I'm sexy.
ArielV- E.M.S.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I got married to a pornstar because I'm sexy.
Tommy Carreiro- R.C.S.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I did a blowjob to Madonna because I have perfect Abs.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Nicolas Djordjevic- In Game Administrator
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I got married to a porn star because I smoke crack, what the fuck ?
Odin- R.C.S.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I need a monkey Because i'm sexy..
<3
<3
Marcus Campbell- Sheriff's Department
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I pissed on an old man because I had an orgasm.
Tanya Smith- Donator
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner because i'm racist :/
Simon Bourne- Sheriff's Department
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I'm gay.
>mfw my sentence
>mfw my sentence
Nazz- The Camarilla
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I refuse to put mine into a sentence.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.
Do the math. QQ.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.
Do the math. QQ.
Sam Akabara- The Camarilla
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I shot a cookie jar because i'm sexy. WTF?
@Moriarty. LOL, FAIL.
@Moriarty. LOL, FAIL.
Victor_Jankowski- Sheriff's Department
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Re: Make your own sentence.
Moriarty wrote:I refuse to put mine into a sentence.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.
Do the math. QQ.
You mean your birthday and apparel equals to:
I did a blowjob on a horse because i'm sexy?
Jamie Steel- In Game Administrator
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Re: Make your own sentence.
Bad luck Sam... Just...bad....luck...
Victor_Jankowski- Sheriff's Department
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Re: Make your own sentence.
I gave a blowjob to a prostitute, because that's what I am. -.-
Jager Arach- Donator
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Re: Make your own sentence.
Well...if Mike would've lived to see this:
I shot an old man because i was horny.
I shot an old man because i was horny.
Simon Bourne- Sheriff's Department
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Re: Make your own sentence.
RomeKovz wrote:Well...if Mike would've lived to see this:
I shot an old man because i was horny.
A few words: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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