Make your own sentence.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Jamie Steel Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:27 pm
I shot Santa Claus because I have perfect abs
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Nero Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:32 pm
I took a crap on a dildo because I smoked crack.
Epic, no?
Epic, no?
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Peter Greenson Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:38 pm
I shot Santa Claus because I'm single.
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ArielV- E.M.S.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Tommy Carreiro Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:19 pm
I got married to a pornstar because I'm sexy. 
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Nicolas Djordjevic Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:11 pm
I did a blowjob to Madonna because I have perfect Abs.
Amazing.
Amazing.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Sean Phelps Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:46 pm
I took a crap on a Nazi, cause that's what i am
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Odin Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:56 pm
I got married to a porn star because I smoke crack, what the fuck ?
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Marcus Campbell Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:12 pm
I need a monkey Because i'm sexy..
<3
<3
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Armaros- Cake
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Tanya Smith Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:27 pm
I pissed on an old man because I had an orgasm.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Simon Bourne Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:01 pm
I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner because i'm racist :/
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Nazz Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:20 am
I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I'm gay.
>mfw my sentence
>mfw my sentence
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Sam Akabara Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:18 am
I refuse to put mine into a sentence.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.
Do the math. QQ.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.
Do the math. QQ.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Victor_Jankowski Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:33 am
I shot a cookie jar because i'm sexy. WTF?
@Moriarty. LOL, FAIL.
@Moriarty. LOL, FAIL.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Jamie Steel Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:35 am
Moriarty wrote:I refuse to put mine into a sentence.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.
Do the math. QQ.
You mean your birthday and apparel equals to:
I did a blowjob on a horse because i'm sexy?
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Victor_Jankowski Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:39 am
Bad luck Sam... Just...bad....luck...
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Edward Veatress Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:01 am
I got married with your mom because thats what I am
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Jager Arach Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:02 am
I gave a blowjob to a prostitute, because that's what I am. -.-
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Simon Bourne Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:08 am
Well...if Mike would've lived to see this:
I shot an old man because i was horny.
I shot an old man because i was horny.
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Edward Veatress Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:10 am
RomeKovz wrote:Well...if Mike would've lived to see this:
I shot an old man because i was horny.
A few words: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Make your own sentence.
by Chris_Bell Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:06 am
I killed, a drugdealer, because thats what I am.
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