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Post by Samara Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:25 pm

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I killed a clown because I hate my life.
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Post by Jamie Steel Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:27 pm

I shot Santa Claus because I have perfect abs
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Post by Nero Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:32 pm

I took a crap on a dildo because I smoked crack.

Epic, no?

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Post by Peter Greenson Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:38 pm

I shot Santa Claus because I'm single.
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Post by ArielV Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:11 pm

I hate a fat guy becuase I'm sexy.


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Post by Tommy Carreiro Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:19 pm

I got married to a pornstar because I'm sexy. Cool

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Post by Nicolas Djordjevic Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:11 pm

I did a blowjob to Madonna because I have perfect Abs.

Amazing.
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Post by Sean Phelps Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:46 pm

I took a crap on a Nazi, cause that's what i am
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Post by Odin Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:56 pm

I got married to a porn star because I smoke crack, what the fuck ?
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Post by Marcus Campbell Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:12 pm

I need a monkey Because i'm sexy..

<3
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Post by Armaros Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:22 pm

I shot a jew cause im sexy.

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Post by Tanya Smith Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:27 pm

I pissed on an old man because I had an orgasm.
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Post by Simon Bourne Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:01 pm

I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner because i'm racist :/
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Post by Nazz Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:20 am

I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I'm gay.

>mfw my sentence

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Post by Sam Akabara Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:18 am

I refuse to put mine into a sentence.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.

Do the math. QQ.
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Post by Victor_Jankowski Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:33 am

I shot a cookie jar because i'm sexy. WTF?

@Moriarty. LOL, FAIL.
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Post by Jamie Steel Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:35 am

Moriarty wrote:I refuse to put mine into a sentence.
But my Birthday is on november 14th, The shirt is black.

Do the math. QQ.

You mean your birthday and apparel equals to:

I did a blowjob on a horse because i'm sexy?

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Post by Victor_Jankowski Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:39 am

Bad luck Sam... Just...bad....luck...
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Post by Edward Veatress Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:01 am

I got married with your mom because thats what I am

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Post by Jager Arach Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:02 am

I gave a blowjob to a prostitute, because that's what I am. -.-
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Post by Simon Bourne Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:08 am

Well...if Mike would've lived to see this:

I shot an old man because i was horny.
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Post by Edward Veatress Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:10 am

RomeKovz wrote:Well...if Mike would've lived to see this:

I shot an old man because i was horny.


A few words: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chris_Bell Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:06 am

I killed, a drugdealer, because thats what I am.
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