The Constipator2 #23 Solarin! The Ghost Bike! And the Arrested Officer!

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Solarin Industries goes bust. Literally.
Indeed. The Solarin van that passed by today was crashed and blown up by chasing Police cars. It is suspected that the van was filled with illegal items, with a driver under the influence but this has not been proven.


The ghost bike!
Indeed! The ghost bike is like any normal bike, but it's just abandoned, standing upright, in the most strangest of places! Here's one!

Are the ghosts of Halloween joining the city...?


The Arrested Officer
Today, an officer who's name is not said was arrested today by his own crewmates. They also where arresting him for taking pictures, but they let me take a picture! How nice the hypocrites of today are, eh? Brilliant men, these officers. They deserve a gold medal down in the dumps where they belong.

Goes to show, that not even Cops can avoid the Law...
But the Constipator has his contacts...
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[Sam Andersun]

**Sam Andersun is sad because Nero works for an independant company**
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**Sam Andersun is reading the latest issue of the Constipator when he looks at the picture, frowning. He contacts the news company and gets the name of the person who took the picture. He then issues a warrant for "Nero Router" and continues on his day.**
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(( I don't work for a company. I'm a illegal one man band. Get that shit off.))

[Simon Bourne]

**Sam Andersun is reading the latest issue of the Constipator when he looks at the picture, frowning. He contacts the news company and gets the name of the person who took the picture. He then issues a warrant for "Nero Router" and continues on his day.**
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(( I don't work for a company. I'm a illegal one man band. Get that shit off.))

((You got Constipated.))

[Nero]

(( FUCK SAKE
I'm "NERO", aka MICHAEL CORVIN
He(Constipator) is "NEON" ))

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