I am gone. For real....

[Sean Phelps]

Well, it is time to gtfo from SA:MP and man up playing AC: Brotherhood Multiplayer... And Oblivion... Wee! I will miss you Nic, and Yeah, Salvatore. You was always a dick to me .
I won't give you back ur money Nic. So

A little song to make you smile before i leave... *I am not racist*


You know I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous so I wrote a song about it. And it goes a little something like this.

I love those fat Americans. You know they’re so obnoxious.
They’re always eating burgers. They’re always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. ‘Cause that’s the way they role.
You’ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they’re
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they’re cool, but
They’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya. (yah, man)
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I’m just joking. If you didn’t know then
You’re a little slow and you’re probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle p**rn,
And we should Dance
Dance
Dance
Dance
Dance-Dance-Dance
Dance
to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should
Dance
Dance
Dance
Dance
Dance-Dance-Dance
Dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they’re smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don’t shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they’re all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They’ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They’re all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They’re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean’s p***is.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle p**rn,
And we should dance dance dance
Dance
Dance
Dance
to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should
Dance
Dance
Dance

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle p**n,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Yeah, Ha, ha, I’m just playing, you know I love you guys, but seriously don’t hump any sheep!

[Tommy Carreiro]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anybody, JUST NOT SEAN
Dude, don't leave and be more active! I'm a vamp nao, you could train me :3
Anyways.. Plox. Just don't go. Fuck assasin's creed.

[Lloyd McFadden]

Well Farewell I guess I hope you pop back some time soon.

[tonice6]

Wow.. Took that song from Ray William Johnson. -,-

[ArielV]

Wow.. Took that song from Ray William Johnson. -,-

Seeya sean.

On a side note...
Tonice sucks.

Really. He does. Who gives a damn if he took the song from RWJ? All he did was post a few lyrics after saying goodbye to us.

[Kay]

Good bye , see you on assasins creed brotherhood online
i will pwn you anyway ;P

[Sean Phelps]

Bump.
No one stops me in AC:Brotherhood, though i'll bump a few topics, i'll maybe join the server after doing stuff IRL and all that.

[Tommy Carreiro]

Grlmbh. Just don't leave.

[Sean Phelps]

Tommy, u have the same signature as me, fanboy.

I am back.

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