The Constipator2 #22 I STAB YOUR CAR!

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**There is a dirty metal orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator2" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner behind PayDay loans of Palomino Creek.**

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I STAB YOUR CAR!
Extra extra!
Read all about it!
Here's a man,
a great big fan!
He'l cut your car
and he'l be far!
And you'l never notice his great "Har har!"

Today I saw along with many others, a person who trashed a innocent person's car with his Katana!

Oooh, scary!
He gets shot by the owner of the car!

He runs off, while the cops arrest the civilians instead!

Great job, Officers...you did bloody well in letting him get away...
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[Damian_Malice]

((LOL yay im in the paper))

[Simon Bourne]

*Romeo notices that he is in the picture.*

Aaaay...i'm in the picture....and i saw it all....now i need to talk to that "Billy Mays" guy about the Pokeyball advertisement...

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