The Constipator2 #3 You wont believe...

[Guest]

**There is a metal blue and orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner of the dusty empty center of Palmino Creek.**

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You wont believe...

Location: Red County
Hello, again, ever loving fans. Today I have seen a very queer sight today. I was walking around north east Palomino, and I saw the strangest thing I could ever imagine...
A man rushed through a corner of a house, seeming quite occupied and frightened, and then a person jumped over the house, and he jumped two stories high! What an acrobat!
Well, I followed the chase very discreetly and saw the person who was chasing jumping again, going up very high. I feel that this is not supernatural. This man in a black and white shirt shouldn't be going around terrorizing people with his, abilities.
Yet again, it could be that the person being chased annoyed him a lot. But more than that, we will not know.

Or shall we?
I will now interview the person who was chased.
He told me that he was going about giving a stupid questionare, and when he asked a person wearing black and white clothes about vampires, the person acted very defensive and awkward. After that, two people came and asked them for "a wife," which to me seems to be braking the tenth commandment or something. Anyways, the person interviewed then told me that a shootout happened. I happened to be nearby, and I will show the picture below.

After that, the person went after the two mongrels. While he was away, the bystander being interviewed told me that he thaught he'd take a snip at whats inside the house. There was a shotgun, but he heard a car coming outside, and then he ran outside, and chase I said of above started.

Well, strange things going on 'ere. But no one knows. Things may change for the better.

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Keep informed,

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[Max_McFreeway]

*Jake passes by the box,taking the paper and reading it.
Jake:Yeah,the shit i went through yesterday,that's the weirdest thing you could imagine...Not this.
*Jake throws the paper on the floor,walking away.

[Ariel]

**Ariel walks by the box**

''Wait a fucking minute..... I've fucking figured it out.''

[Chris_Bell]

*Chris walks up to the box,and takes a paper out*
*Chris Reads it thoroughly*
In an exicted voice((Chris))
Chris: Ooh this stuff keeps gettin better and better everytime
*Chris Puts the paper in his back pocket and walks home smiling*

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