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Post by Samara Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:46 pm

Fuck yall.






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Post by Sean Phelps Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:57 pm

SEXISM! - Samara. You damn sexist beyootch.. ?! OFFENDIN' YERR' OWN GENDER! Shame on y'all !

On topic:

I love the fork pic.
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Post by Simon Bourne Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:24 pm

Here's a Kitchen joke:

A woman is driving instead of cooking.

Hahaha, sexism, let's all LOL togheter.
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Post by Terry Winston Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:49 pm

Why do most homes have a window above the kitchen sink?
It gives women a point of view.

For me golf is a lot like women; if she isn't holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.

Women only have orgasms because it's another chance for them to moan.


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Why have no women ever been sent to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Post by ArielV Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:41 pm

y u sexist joke

y u no watch videos

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Post by Matt Mercer Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:34 am

lul
Why couldn't helen Keller drive?
She was a women...

If a tree falls on a women is there anyone around to hear it?
No, there aren't any trees in the kitchen LUL
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Post by Simon Bourne Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:20 am

ArielV wrote:y u sexist joke

y u no watch videos

Y U NO B IN KITCHEN?

Lal
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Post by ArielV Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:08 am

BCUZ I IN BED WIF LAPTOP? :>

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Post by Terry Winston Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:11 am

If your not easily offend i suggest this site the jokes are pretty hilarious ( sum anyway). Sickapedia
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Post by Peter Greenson Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:12 am

A woman was ran over.
Somebody drove their car into a kitchen.
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Post by Edward Veatress Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:47 am

SMAZZ, where's my sandwich!?!?! - Best Joke Ever.
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