E.Moriarty, Attorney at law.

[Sam Akabara]

*You see an advertisment, either in a magazine, flier or local TV station.*
Are you in the Red County area? Are you wanted by the police? About to be unjustly jailed? Then call 1010312 now to hire legal representation from the best (And only) Lawyer in the Red County area. Circumstances providing, the Law expertise of E.Moriarty can save you a trip to the jail cells, and potentially allow you to walk out scott free!
So, use your one phone call down at the station and E.Moriarty will rush to your aid.
Fee's apply. No refunds. Failiure to pay will result in legal proceedings.

[D_Donnerfield]

*Me picks up a magazine from the local shop
*Me flicks through the pages, then notices the ad.
*Me sees the ad and snarls.
Me says: I don't think this is gonna go well. He's a failure anyway!
*Me starts laughing, throwing the magazine onto the floor.
*Me walks off through the alley..

[Francis]

*Francisco_Martinez is passing near 24/7, while he notices a new magazine.*

*Francisco_Martinez does few steps forward the market door, opens it, by pushing the door with his right hand, walks inside, and then takes the magazine from the ledge with his left hand, as he's reaching the right hand into pocket, grabbing wad of money, and throws it near the cash register, as he's nodding to salesgirl, and walks out of the 24/7, while looking at magazine, listing it slowly.*
*Francisco_Martinez notices the Advertisement, and stops listing, grinned.*

Francisco_Martinez [low]: What the fuck is that!? Uh-...I don't like this.

*Francisco_Martinez walks toward the thrush, closes the magazine, and throws it into the thrush, laughing a little bit.

[Marcus Campbell]

*Nick takes the magazine and notices the add*

Nick:If a wanted a lawya' a'll get ma' homies.

*Nick laughs at the magasine and drops it*

*Nick walks away*

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