Small print in some paper in Red County in the obituaries.

[Sam Akabara]

*If you read it for some reason*
Local Red County Sheriff has died. Reports say he ran too fast off a roof and broke his spine.
gone, not missed, and a moron. There is little else to say.

[Victor_Jankowski]

*Jankowski reads it*

*Jankowski is like O_o*

[Edward Veatress]

**Jake Bourne is reading this, pratically shocked in his home drinking coffee and watching the game**

Jake: Poor Ed....


((Who will be Sheriff?))

[Jager Arach]

Some random bum reads it as he takes a crap in front of the bank.

"Gagh this isn't even worth wiping my own ass with!"

The bum crumbles the paper up and tosses it away.

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

* Nicolas looks at the person at the bank, throwing the paper *

* He comes near, picks it up and, start reading *

* Nicolas makes an ._. face... *

* He also notices that the person is totally Jager.. *

Holy SHII-.....

* Nic runs away like a little sissy *

[Cesar_Rivarez]

*Notices the Paper then slowlys reads it (( Up and Down ))*
*Cesar makes a Face like this ?_? ((Cesar Rivarez))
Cesar: Hmm......

[Jager Arach]

* Nicolas looks at the person at the bank, throwing the paper *

* He comes near, picks it up and, start reading *

* Nicolas makes an ._. face... *

* He also notices that the person is totally Jager.. *

Holy SHII-.....

* Nic runs away like a little sissy *

((*Some random bum* not Jager))

[Odin]

** David reads the paper**
Meh, was that the guy that asked me to take my shirt off?
** walks away, a bit confused **

[Aaron_Lee]

*Aaron looks at the paper and stares...
Aaron: Why should I belive this? I dont even know who wrote it...
*Aaron leaves with suspicion that this might be a trap for some criminals/gangs

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