The Constipator2 #20 The wolves! They bite, they growl, they..lick? + The Idiots of Red County

[Guest]

**There is a dirty metal orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator2" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner behind PayDay loans of Palomino Creek.**

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The wolves! They bite, they growl, they..lick? + The Idiots of Red County
Extra extra!
Think all about it!
Their back, not fools,
Here they are, with all their wolves!
Going round the town,
wolves licking men found,
and this is the time for the Constipator's round!

Indeed, I've collected a good deal.
Yes, I have found that somehow, wolves can HEAL peoples wounds! What is this, I don't even...

Yes, and they lick each other for the same reason. I've seen a person that claimed that they where healed by a wolfs lick. Most people would say that they have viruses and would kill you by licking you, but hey, who cares! Now their HEALING you with all their BACTERIA!
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On other news, a boat full of drugs had been spotted going around Palomino and out to sea, with many suspected Drug Dealers.


Also to note that someone has stolen a Police Rancher and colored it as his own...

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And not to forget, the best way to park!


A close up on the License Plate...

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It's a stupid world out there...
Stay Safe..
Stay Informed...
Stay Constipated to your Toilets reading this...
[Brought to you by: The Constipator]

Got news? Send me a email on The_Constipator2@Hotmail.com.
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[The_Noble]

(( Just a notice. He died OOCly...))

[The_Noble]

(( Edward died OOCly...))

[Guest]

((Fixed and removed the scene.))

[Alex Montgomery]

*Ryan imagines himself in future doing the same action from the present, thinking about how the werewolves fucked up big time today too:



He then grins cheerfully and speaks quietly to himself "Damn I'll be good lookin', also those wolves should get castrated."

[Kevin Alymer]

/me takes a look at the newspaper noticing his Sabre.

Well at least you made it to the newspapers.

[Odin]

David reads the newspaper noticing his boat
" For fuck's sake.... you again !? get the fuck out of here, I think he fucking loves me ... "
David flushes the newspaper down the toilet

[Sean Phelps]

Sean sits on a chair, eating KFC, and reading the newspaper

" Hm.. I think i know the sabre from somewhere.. Nice police car ! "

Sean places the "Constipator 2" onto the table, walking away

[Victor_Jankowski]

*Reads the newspaper, and notices the guy with a pérsonal Ranger is a fucking cadet*
*Facepalms*

[Simon Bourne]

*Romeo reads the text and reviews the images.*

*Laughs*

"I love this guy, his news are THE news.....if only he can make it to the legal business..."

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