The Constipator2 #21 The wolves! They bite, they growl, they..TRANSFORM? + More Idiots of Red County

[Guest]

**There is a dirty metal orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator2" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner behind PayDay loans of Palomino Creek.**

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The wolves! They bite, they growl, they..TRANSFORM? + More Idiots of Red County
Extra extra!
Think all about it!
Their back, not fools,
Here they are, with the wolves!
Going round the town,
wolves transforming into men found,
yet this is the time for the Constipator's round!

Peoples, I have indeed found a great deal.
I have witnessed a man, turn into, a wolf.
Yes, people, werewolves, as I've said many times, are true. A person I saw throwing Molotoves at the Bank in a Terrorist Attempt, had been spotted by me and several people.
It was not too late until he transformed in the chase! And his clothes vanished! What a act!
He ran off and was never seen again. A person was seen calling 911, and a blue Buffalo was seen chasing the wolf onto the freeway.
The topic of Werewolves has already been said on the news, but it's happened again. Is the police department really doing it's job to keep these monsters away from town and keep us safe?


Normal man digimon to....WOLF MAN!!


Idiots of Red County:
Today I've seen a woman, apparently named "Cora" going around town with, "Home made Smoke grenades". (As she explained to a Officer.)
She caused a rather lot of havoc and she is also suspected to do drugs.

A friend of her decides to follow her, moving and meowing like a cat with a Cat Mask, AKA FurFag.

It is found that the man is in fact this person.


Well, that's all for today! Hope to see ya next time, fellow friends!

Stay Safe..
Stay Informed...
Stay Constipated to your Toilets reading this...
[Brought to you by: The Constipator]

Got news? Send me a email on The_Constipator2@Hotmail.com.
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[D_Donnerfield]

Yey, I'm in it! Thanks for featuring me!

[Victor_Jankowski]

*Vic looks at the transforming wolves thing*
*Vic sighs and thinks "Like if someone would believe this... And it's actually the truth....*

[Simon Bourne]

*Romeo reads The Constipator's news and smiles.*

Well....maybe this way the rednecks at the RCSD will stop killing civilians....since the wolves are civvies .....shit is getting too much out of Goverment control...

[Sean Phelps]

*Sean reads the The Constipator and then sighs*

Sean says: Gio.. Gio...

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

/me picks up this... wherever it came from I don't care... and reads it.

You all shall die!

* People around him wondering why is he screaming like retarded... *

/me moves away from the public just in case some god damn hunter ain't there...

[Sheila Suzane]

*Goes out of her bedroom noticing used newspaper on the dinner table*
*She takes it and reads it*
*Begins to think*
Sheila says: It's about time....Hmm.....
*Begins to be silent*
*Throws the newspaper into the trash can*
*Gets dressed and leaves the house*

[Marcus Campbell]

*Nick is in Liberty City and there are no Constipator papers there*

*Nick is drinking a Vodka at the bar from his hotel*

[Nikky]

*Walks by the payday loans, grabbing a newspaper from the dustbin.*
*Starts reading it*
Lucius says: The candy ass werewolf! I think..
*Looks down, noticing his own self*
Lucius says: Meow! I'm famous! Wait.. I'm exposed.
*Quickly throws the newspaper away and starts running away.*

[Kevin Alymer]

*You can notice the newspapers are missing.

*There's an Envelope near the orange box, with a part of it covered by another box.

*The Envelope writes:

I feel sorry to ruin such hard work, but there's some limits to this work that shouldn't be passed. Consider this a last warning.

[Guest]

*In the night, a person, hooded sees the box with missing papers, and runs off to his vehicle.*
Later.
*In the mist of night a person comes, hooded, with a bunch of papers, refilling the newsletter box with the papers he had saved and re-printed.*

((I RPd this, and I've got the chatlog to prove it.))

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

*In the night, a person, hooded sees the box with missing papers, and runs off to his vehicle.*
Later.
*In the mist of night a person comes, hooded, with a bunch of papers, refilling the newsletter box with the papers he had saved and re-printed.*

((I RPd this, and I've got the chatlog to prove it.))

(( So you most be undying news writer. ))

[The_Noble]

(( It's funny because she takes OOC things into IC newspapers.

AKA me throwing smoke grenades with OOC admin perm ))

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

(( Listen.. Dude.. Neon...

Before writing those newspapers of yours.. Have you ever PMed the guys in the paper and asked them "DUDES have you done that RPLy or Not?" And then to make damn papers... ))

[Kevin Alymer]

((It's not really his fault, he can't know whoever is rping, or oocing, after all its a RP server.))

*The newspapers are missing again.

[Drop]

**unknownname* reads.
*unknownname*: I love wolfs, wolfs like me, for all my looks, as you can seeeeeee...
*unknownname* throws the paper away, performing a troll-face.

[DeRon Ellis]

**DeRon buys a newspaper and returns to his taxi.**
**DeRon slides into the driver's seat and opens the paper.**
**DeRon bursts into laughter after reading "The Constipator2"**
"Man, this town has a sense of humor, I love it!"

[Guest]

*The papers can be found on the website of the Constipator indicated on the frame of the empty newletterbox*
http://s6.zetaboards.com/The_Blue_Market/index/

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