Red County News - Newspaper #1

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Red County News

5th August 2011

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Our duty,to keep you up-dated!
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And here we are! The Red County News has just started to get published after long technical issues but,here we finally are!

On top of our News:
Fleishberg bloody massacre

All started around 1:30 AM in Palomino Creek,outside the Fleishberg Bar,a bar used to known as a hang out spot of many people in Palomino Creek and near-by towns.
Our reporter was speaking with a man about the Sheriff Department when,suddendly,a unknown person runned among them,withdraws his M4A1 Carabine and sprayed this man and another one who was hanging around the Fleishberg entrance.
Our reporter had the chance to take a photo of this bloody killer,which is shown below.



After the suspect escape with a car,a Sentinel to accurate,driven by a second suspect,the SD officers have arrived on the spot and locked down the whole street,but unfortunally no EMS employee couldn't make it to arrive on the crime scene.
This is the phot which shows the Sheriff Department officers arrival and the street lockdown.



The reporter and some witnesses have been stoped by the offciers and asked about this grizly crime.
Unfortunally,these suspects are still around our beautiful County.
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On other News:
Is it vandalism or a revolution against ice creams?

By the looks of it,it seems a red Ice Cream van ( of Mr.Whoopie ) has been left in the direct close of the Palomino Creek State Bank.
It was prety smashed,and no one could care to call the 911 to make the Sheriff Department to tow it away to the local scrapyard.
But the question is: Is it an act of vandalism or there is a underground revolution against Ice creams?
Might be hard to find answers,because no one seems to have witnessed the crime.

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The trashin' and smashin' officer ( along with his truck )

And here it is a good news.
It seems that a person has been ramming vehicles around with his Dune,a big off-road truck.
When the incident happened,a witness around the reporter yelled :" Goddamn cop,shove your truck into you *ss! "
So it seems there was a cop on the steering wheel of that truck,causing chaos among the Palomino Creek citizens.
If anyone has more informations about this so called "Officer of the law".Please contact us at the cellphone number or E-Mail Address shown below.



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You have informations to share with us?
- Call the CEO cellphone number : 1010087
- Send us a E-Mail at Red.County.News@vhrp.com

[ArielV]

((Umgat, You put me on teh news.)

[Simon Bourne]

((Who's that sexy corpse over there next to Ariel and Jermaine?))

[Edward Veatress]

(( YOu. but who's the smexy guy who keeled him))

[Simon Bourne]

(( YOu. but who's the smexy guy who keeled him))

((Apparently the only SEXI-er person that could kill me is only Bishop or myself , so you loose comrade.))

[Paul_Terker]

((that p in the corner its ME I was on the NEWS!))

[Guest]

((Damn it, why isn't everyone against the official news, but against the Constipator? They really should appreciate that the Constipator is a one man, totally custom made News, and they always get the freaking NEWS!))

((Soon there might be a raid on the non existent News Corp...))

[Odin]

((Damn it, why isn't everyone against the official news, but against the Constipator? They really should appreciate that the Constipator is a one man, totally custom made News, and they always get the freaking NEWS!))

((Soon there might be a raid on the non existent News Corp...))

Awww someone wants attention :3 ))

[ArielV]

((Metagame more? ))

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

/me picks up the god damn newspaper and looks like I'm the first guy who did that...

Stupid civies...

[Nero]

(( Woo! There's me! o/ ))

*Picks up the newspaper, looking at the picture, noticing himself*
*Smiles*

Nero: Another day in the force...

*Leaves the newspaper where he found it, walking away.*

[Lloyd McFadden]

(( Wow, Nice Newspaper. A lot more interesting then Constipator tbh. More stories ))

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