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[Rising]

**You lift up a newspaper which is stacked on the left side of the bank, as you read on**...

Published:20/09/11 16:00PM

Is it a bad day or what?

Wreckless Drivers

So, as I walk around, I meet two hooligans, who cannot even drive... They Slam right into a sign which says "Line closed, take a detour"
I guess they can't "READ", So here's what I do... I approach the men, and talk to them calmly, what do they do? They pull out there "Guns"... As I see them pull it out, I rush towards my vehicle, hoping that I wouldn't die... Luckily I didn't.

**You see a picture of the crazy driver, and his car almost totalled**

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**You see both men, pulling out there "guns" approaching me**

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[DeRon Ellis]

**DeRon reads the paper and laughs.**
"Stupid people in the news."
**DeRon prints copies of the men in the photos and posts them on the wanted board.**

[Guest]

*A figure next to his blue caravan near the bank is reading this...paper.*

"Pffft. How can amateurs be on the news, and the pro newpaper makers be on the street and on the run..."
He chucks the paper into the nearest dustbin, hops into his caravan and drives out of Palomino towards the airport, along with another smaller figure in the caravan, looking back at the town as they left.

"Come on, Determina," said the driving figure, "There is nothing more we can do in that town. All has been found. Determina, it is time, for a new place."
The little figure inside the speeding caravan slumped down onto the floor of the van. The Blue caravan drove off into San Fierro, and into the airport, where they would take the plane out of San Andreas, and to a new home.

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