The Constipator2 #24 Paramedics slack on duty~Major pleads for Quantity over Quality

[Guest]

**There is a dirty metal orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator2" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner behind PayDay loans of Palomino Creek.**

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Paramedics slack on duty~Major pleads for Quantity over Quality
Extra Extra!
Do all you can,
you can try soon
or just switch-on the fan
After the election
this man's just a infection,
He's doing all he can as the health care inspection!

Today, Mr Mayor was desperate to make the dreams he said he'd give us come true, and so he wants improvements in the EMS Services. He also believes in Quantity over Quality, which means that we're going to be getting some very crude EMS workers soon.
Quote the Mayor, "If quality can't do the job, there's the need of quantity."
He also thinks that the medical healthcare that we have, quote the Mayor, "is rubbish."
Rather informal for a Pony-loving mayor, if you ask me.


Later on today, however, he crashed due to a unknown reason, and multiple people helped him.


Soon, the police arrived along with EMS and the girly pony-licking Mayor was taken to Hospital appropriately.

Is this the man leading Palomino?
We better toughen up and start to do things ourselves, if this is the Mayor we're going to have to deal with...
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[Simon Bourne]

*Bis- Simon Bourne reads the article and smiles and thinks...*

"Months passed Constipator, you still got your touch, maybe someday this prick will be relieved from his political duties.."

*Simon Bourne goes back to whatever he was doing.*

[Nero]

**Terry sees the picture of himself sitting in the ambulance**
**Smiles, thinking he'll be famous**
**Drops the newspapers newsletter, going on with his work**


**Michael reads the papers newsletter**
**Frowns as he sees the Constipator insulted his brother**
**Drops the newspapers newsletter in rage, thinking he needs to put an end to the illegal press**

[Guest]

((These aren't newspapers! GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE! They are a unofficial newsletter pack behind the PayDay Loans in a box of "The Constipator". My God, you people are blind.))

[Alex Montgomery]

*Finnishes reading the newsletter while mumbling something uneigible to himself*
Alex:God damn asshole, thinking he can rise the hospital back on it's feets in one fuckin' day. . .Full of bullshit.

[Simon Bourne]

((Let's make a Coup against Lucius and the Goverment, agree?))

[Jericho Phelps]

((Coups are always fun! AGREE!))

[Max Woods]

** Taylor nervously watches the small box with newspapers **
** Taylor finaly see's its full and grabs one leaving 1$ in the box **

"Now, let's see my pictures of me helping the mayor. Oh look, noone gives a damn!..."

[Guest]

** Taylor nervously watches the small box with newspapers **
** Taylor finaly see's its full and grabs one leaving 1$ in the box **

"Now, let's see my pictures of me helping the mayor. Oh look, noone gives a damn!..."

(( I tried to take as much photo's as I could, but the evil Policemen kept chasing me away :/ ))

[Sean Phelps]

** Sean reads the newsletters **

Sean says: We could just let that fuckwit die and.. Get a new Mayor? Jeez.

[ArielV]

((Terry and I -could- have let him die too xD.))

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