The best 3 excuses to escape a police ticket

[Mike Dan]

Oh Yea..

And Police Would Reply..



And if you push gas the police will probaly ..



BUT ! If i show up! :



My point is :

[Midnight]

LOL LOL LOL

[Paul]

LOL

[Aaron_Lee]

I think the last picture is from the philippines.. i can tell from plate number...I LOLed so hard at the last one.  xD

[Mike Dan]

Road block is made of :



Bomb squad motto :



Police Motto :



And the new poliZe submarine :



Anti-Riot Police Officers Motto :



So :



Note : This has nothing to do with SD nethier it is an OOC insult to anyone , this is mainy just for FUN! , now enough for police , Time for robbers!

[Tommy]

I seriously laughed out when I read the bomb squad motto "Bomb Squad : If you see us running, try to keep up" ^^'

[Mike Dan]

Govrnment Motto :




How To Pass The Highway? : (IDK)



The Maintiance Workers Of Today's Motto :



Cops Hideout ( Yes i finaly discovered it ) :



Meaning Of Road Signs : ( 100 Precent True ) *Cough* Not *Cough*



Kind Govrnment :



Lol! :



Okay to explian the last one

that was arabic meaning : The seventh highway / but the english meaning is an empire earth I cheat that gives u 1000 of all resources ! xD lol wtf?

aka workers in grease hungry for some meat steaks xD :



IQ 1000 :



Gas Prices >_> :



Now where is my dodge yosmeti... :



MY WALTON! :



Heard about the small crash on highway 11 ? :

[Akane_Shine]

Hehe, epic stuff indeed Dan. Next gang members/vampires xD

[Mike Dan]

17 Dollars : xD



Troll... :



Cat Gangsta' :



Govrnment Oponion :



50 Cent :



Origina' Gangsta' :



Twista' Twisters :



Low Gangsta' Dancing :



We can see that.. :



Ice Kold Killa' :

[Mike Dan]

El Vampirz0r :



And u say why i haven't been bitten ever xD :



New vampire food :



Vampire cat :



Another reason why i haven't been bitten :



Affect of garlic on vampires :



are those sprakling vampires? : ( no offence )



No those aren't vampires sprakling :



this goes aginst EVERY rule... OF MY OWN :



Give or get taken from :



i though we said " NO SPARKLING VAMPIRES " :



Caution : , or they will feed on u xD



Ofc, don't think reaper is going to be everywhere..!:



to make a vampire go away :



So my point is :

[Mike Dan]

Bump

Lol , Sink On! :



Breako breako , this is chinook 1 , we're stuck! :



Lol U Mad bro? :



NOS FTW! :



Ops! wrong button :



wondered how do SEALS come out from water? :



BIG SHARK! Oh wait.. .that's a ... plane >_>



Plane crash ;



Pilot : " OW SHIT , I SAID LEFT MOTHA'FUCKA'! "

[Guest]

I remembered each time I logged in as Edward Collins and Shin was online during that time . When I came in he will always said ; "Shin : Oh no ! It's sparkle !" and I was like -___- .

[Mike Dan]

I Though we though true vampires don't sparkle ..

[Mike Dan]

Bump , and more ...

FBI Meaning : ( 100 perecent true )



mustarbate ? noez ! :



Lol :



lmfoa :



The inside workers :



I R FBI , FREEZE! :



How to talk 'em out :



ITALIANS FTW :



Gone huntin' :



Badass Pros xD :



---Army---



MARINES!

Fire! on your toes! :



Sekelton advertisment :



WANT WAR?



Wtf ? :



XBOX :



Budget Cut :



lumberjacks :

[Simon Bourne]

[Ronaldo Cortez]

Funny

i laughed at every thing

Nice Humor

[Aaron_Lee]

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