** Cesar Rivarez funeral **

[Cesar_Rivarez]

** If you drive around Vinewood , you will see a group wearing black suit * *
* * And you see a sign on the Entrance of the Los Santos Cemetery * *
* * The funeral of Cesar Rivarez * *

(( If you attend the funeral ))

Only if you attend:

(( Or just drive away ))



(( Cesar ain't dead yet but keep it IC ))

[Simon Bourne]

*Simon Bourne never got a notice about the funeral, so he's smoking another blunt , singing and dancing along with Charles Wright in "Express Yourself".*

[Sam Andersun]

((Wow, your marriage lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's!))

[Cesar_Rivarez]

((Wow, your marriage lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's!))

(( Ahh we ain't divorce yet lol im just hiding okay ? ))

[Tommy Carreiro]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

[Nero]

(( Dude. One word: -READ-
He's not dead. He's hiding. ))

[Samara]

(( Dude. One word: -READ-
He's not dead. He's hiding. ))

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

Yeeeeah..
Just kill yourself already. Before I do it for you.



OH! And, Seeing as you would have been the one to organise this funeral, I want you to /charity the funds for it.

Funerals rank among the most expensive purchases many consumers will ever make. A traditional funeral, including a casket and vault, costs about $6,000, although "extras" like flowers, obituary notices, acknowledgment cards or limousines can add thousands of dollars to the bottom line. Many funerals run well over $10,000.

And uhh, Seeing as your character was such a rick fuck, I want proof of you /charity'in $17,000 for this funeral.

(:

[Nicolas Djordjevic]

*Nicolas rushes towards the grave-box-thingy and opens it ( before they put it inside of a ground) *

*Nicolas looks inside of it then shouts:

It's a TRAP!

[Dominique LaRue]

(( No one has ever done this before! What an original concept and one that would draw absolutely no suspicion. I wish more federal fugitives thought this large. ))

[Cesar_Rivarez]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

(( Its Fake death jeez ))

(( @Karla: LOL ))

[Samara]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

(( Its Fake death jeez ))

OH! And, Seeing as you would have been the one to organise this funeral, I want you to /charity the funds for it.

Funerals rank among the most expensive purchases many consumers will ever make. A traditional funeral, including a casket and vault, costs about $6,000, although "extras" like flowers, obituary notices, acknowledgment cards or limousines can add thousands of dollars to the bottom line. Many funerals run well over $10,000.

And uhh, Seeing as your character was such a rick fuck, I want proof of you /charity'in $17,000 for this funeral.

(:

Do it. Or I will have Kevin or Peter remove the funds from your account.

[Cesar_Rivarez]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

(( Its Fake death jeez ))

OH! And, Seeing as you would have been the one to organise this funeral, I want you to /charity the funds for it.

Funerals rank among the most expensive purchases many consumers will ever make. A traditional funeral, including a casket and vault, costs about $6,000, although "extras" like flowers, obituary notices, acknowledgment cards or limousines can add thousands of dollars to the bottom line. Many funerals run well over $10,000.

And uhh, Seeing as your character was such a rick fuck, I want proof of you /charity'in $17,000 for this funeral.

(:

Do it. Or I will have Kevin or Peter remove the funds from your account.

(( You think i got a money like that? Lol nah we rather RP it we got connection on da' Funeral da' hell you think we are low ass corporation we don't got connection to other and really? Why da' hell we need limo on a uneral and some cards it was Fake death we don't need flower and shit we just need Casket and other to show that Cesar is dead plus Max got a LIMO we don't need to rent one jeez your making me LOL ))

[ArielV]

((>A connection. >Funeral service for free. Nope.avi good sir.)

[Samara]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

(( Its Fake death jeez ))

OH! And, Seeing as you would have been the one to organise this funeral, I want you to /charity the funds for it.

Funerals rank among the most expensive purchases many consumers will ever make. A traditional funeral, including a casket and vault, costs about $6,000, although "extras" like flowers, obituary notices, acknowledgment cards or limousines can add thousands of dollars to the bottom line. Many funerals run well over $10,000.

And uhh, Seeing as your character was such a rick fuck, I want proof of you /charity'in $17,000 for this funeral.

(:

Do it. Or I will have Kevin or Peter remove the funds from your account.

(( You think i got a money like that? Lol nah we rather RP it we got connection on da' Funeral da' hell you think we are low ass corporation we don't got connection to other ))

You seem to have plenty of cash for those weapons and suits.

/Sigh.

I'll have Kevin do the cash later.

Even if it puts you into negative cash.

[Cesar_Rivarez]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

(( Its Fake death jeez ))

OH! And, Seeing as you would have been the one to organise this funeral, I want you to /charity the funds for it.

Funerals rank among the most expensive purchases many consumers will ever make. A traditional funeral, including a casket and vault, costs about $6,000, although "extras" like flowers, obituary notices, acknowledgment cards or limousines can add thousands of dollars to the bottom line. Many funerals run well over $10,000.

And uhh, Seeing as your character was such a rick fuck, I want proof of you /charity'in $17,000 for this funeral.

(:

Do it. Or I will have Kevin or Peter remove the funds from your account.

(( You think i got a money like that? Lol nah we rather RP it we got connection on da' Funeral da' hell you think we are low ass corporation we don't got connection to other ))

You seem to have plenty of cash for those weapons and suits.

/Sigh.

I'll have Kevin do the cash later.

Even if it puts you into negative cash.

(( Like i said it was a Fake death why da' hell we need to rent a LImo and why da' hell we will buy flowers and shit we just need Casket da'ts all jeez ))

(( Also thank you for those who made my IC post a OOC Post now to those who whining OOC just please leave i only need Casket i don't need limo damn ))

[ArielV]

((Aren't bank accounts closed if the bank is notified about an account holder's death? SOMEONE ALERT THE BANK.))

[Cesar_Rivarez]

((Aren't bank accounts closed if the bank is notified about an account holder's death? SOMEONE ALERT THE BANK.))

(( Da' hell i can still use my account and my family know im still alive ))

[Samara]

(( You have CKed and resurrected your character.... 6 times. ))

(( Its Fake death jeez ))

OH! And, Seeing as you would have been the one to organise this funeral, I want you to /charity the funds for it.

Funerals rank among the most expensive purchases many consumers will ever make. A traditional funeral, including a casket and vault, costs about $6,000, although "extras" like flowers, obituary notices, acknowledgment cards or limousines can add thousands of dollars to the bottom line. Many funerals run well over $10,000.

And uhh, Seeing as your character was such a rick fuck, I want proof of you /charity'in $17,000 for this funeral.

(:

Do it. Or I will have Kevin or Peter remove the funds from your account.

(( You think i got a money like that? Lol nah we rather RP it we got connection on da' Funeral da' hell you think we are low ass corporation we don't got connection to other ))

You seem to have plenty of cash for those weapons and suits.

/Sigh.

I'll have Kevin do the cash later.

Even if it puts you into negative cash.

(( Like i said it was a Fake death why da' hell we need to rent a LImo and why da' hell we will buy flowers and shit we just need Casket da'ts all jeez ))

(( Also thank you for those who made my IC post a OOC Post now to those who whining OOC just please leave i only need Casket i don't need limo damn ))

WELL, YOU SEE HERE CESAR.

To 'Fake' a death properly, You would need to go to all of the normal trouble of arranging a funeral, whether you were to be buried or not.

AND. The casket isn't moved around by a limo, its done by a hearse. Get it right.

[ArielV]

((Aren't bank accounts closed if the bank is notified about an account holder's death? SOMEONE ALERT THE BANK.))

(( Da' hell i can still use my account and my family know im still alive ))

((http://www.bankrate.com/finance/savings/when-you-die-is-your-bank-account-in-limbo-1.aspx))

[Cesar_Rivarez]

((Aren't bank accounts closed if the bank is notified about an account holder's death? SOMEONE ALERT THE BANK.))

(( Da' hell i can still use my account and my family know im still alive ))

((http://www.bankrate.com/finance/savings/when-you-die-is-your-bank-account-in-limbo-1.aspx))

(( Uhh whatever you want me not to use my fucking own cash? Damn its hard to god damn RP a Fake death many whiners gonna comment on your god damn Post imma just gonna delete this to make thos whiner Shut up cause its aint fun ))

[Dominique LaRue]

(( It's not like faking your own death (pseudocide) to take up a new identity is one of the most difficult crimes to pull off successfully in the world. It's not like there are people specifically paid by the government to investigate mysterious high-profile deaths of super cool and sexy mafiosi CFOs of big corporations with connections everywhere. And they definitely wouldn't find it at all strange that a super cool and wealthy rich guy who can afford thousands of dollars in firearms the biggest house ever super cool cars tuxedos and suits and having a chiseled sexmachine of a body was having a bare-bones funeral with just a casket and nothing else.

And it's not like when people fake their deaths they move far away, cut off all ties with their family, change their appearance, stop using all their accounts and possessions (and still usually get caught). Nope, they fake their death and go right back to being a super successful mega badass mafiosi corporate badass who looks like Sylvester Stalone and Brad Pitt made a sexbomb of a child. ))

[ArielV]

(( When you don't RP shit correctly it makes other people complain. ))

[Aaron_Lee]

(( Hope you had life insurance Cesar.. Then your family got some money ))

[Max Woods]

((Aren't bank accounts closed if the bank is notified about an account holder's death? SOMEONE ALERT THE BANK.))

(( Da' hell i can still use my account and my family know im still alive ))

(( Let me put this in big letters so everyone read it.

If you withdraw/deposit any cash from your nowdays bank account or even if you own a house and pay the bills for it, the bank workers or the tax workers could easily find out that Cesar Rivarez is Deceased and would LOCK + Archieve and scrap your bank money, your house will be sold and you'll have nothing left. So I suggest you: /sellhouse, and charity all the money you got for this. Or else, this will be considered PG and probably ajailed by the administrators of VH-RP and they shall take all cash from you. If you decide to not make this fake funeral however, you can keep the money and house and this topic will be scrapped. Thank you good Sir! ))

[Raiden Akimoto]

**Edward look at the casket while he remains silence as he always do all the time.
**Edward takes out his iPhone 4 and called someone.

Edward says: Everything is working perfectly as planned.
Unknown says: Good, time to make your next move.
Edward says: Right..

**Edward hangup and puts his iPhone back inside his pocket.
**Edward walks to his Bumble Bee Faggio, starts the engine and drives away.

((Cut the OOC please, this is an IC section and IC more, OOC less. Ok? Thx, bai. :3

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