The Constipator2 #7 Dork Cop

[Guest]

**There is a metal blue and orange sturdy newsletter box with "The Constipator" on it with papers inside, with a dustbin next to it in in the corner of the dusty empty center of Palomino Creek.**

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Dork Cop

Today, according to unnamed sources and pictures, a cop "chased, tazed, cuffed, arrested and called for backup for a kid who called" the cop "a dork."
Apparently a person, Josh Stamp, called a officer a "dork" which caused a whole chase. Afterwards the cops TAZED the suspect, and brang him to cuffs and into the police vehicle. He refuesed to be arrested, so the officer called for backup! All for calling the cop a dork!

Friend and foe...

Oh boy! Civilians got into it as well!

This only shows the stupidity of Red County, which can make a slightly foul mouthed person get treated like Red County's No. 1 wanted criminal!

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[Simon Bourne]

((Total MG right here , you used 2 dif accounts to make this article , plus , Josh got a-jailed for Powergame and the RP that i arrested him is void))

[Guest]

((Total MG right here , you used 2 dif accounts to make this article))

((Not 2 accounts, but if your little brain might have thought out, that when the Constipator said "Other sources" he meant himself. He does it to trick people. I had to make it obvious for you, didn't I?))

[Lloyd McFadden]

(( As long as Constipator used Vistina account or got the info from another person icly then its ok , Its a good story))

***Kevin Picks up the paper***
***Kevin Grins***
Them Cop's need to sort out their act.
***Kevin Places the Paper back, Walking away***

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